wot good news there is today
our joflo is slimming away
a pound and a half is just a start
soon she will be a skinny tart
and new clothes she will have to get
coz i think we aint seen nothing yet
and goodie shes a bit like me
she likes her food and has to pee
but while shes scoffing roast & takeaway
she may regret another day
but i agree dont want to be thin
coz i do enjoy a decent sin
lily pink has been so calm
so she dont need the funny farm
her kids have all just been so good
and everyone is getting pud
and me ive had quite a nice day
preparing for daughter to go away
she of into the woods with school
to team build and it sounds quite cool
they have to swamp walk,dont get stuck
when you are chest deep in the muck
then they have to build a house
to live in (hope they dont find a mouse)
deep in the devon woods at night
i bet they scream with all their might
marshmallows toasting on a fire
after they been right through the mire
the next day off they go again
across the common in the rain
after they have got up at three
to listen to the birds tweet twee
they will be knackered after this
so tues night it will be bliss
to come home and give mum a kiss
and have shepards pie for tea
then off to bed nice and early