Red getting ready for a peaceful night
To this she has a Mothers' right
Her daughter she's packing off to the woods
With her wellies and other goods

But when the trek is done and over
Back home with her muddy pullover
She'll dump the bag with half a ton
Of dirt for Mum to sort ~ what fun

Joe is shrinking slowly now
For her jogging I will bow
I did that the earth would shake
And the peacefull dead I would wake

The kids today have been exceptionally nice
Makes me wonder are they hiding a vice
But I'll make the most of it for now
Cos sooner or later there will be a row

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