HI EVERYONE, WELL I THOUGHT OCTOBER AND NOVEMBER WERE DEAD, THIS MONTH IS EVEN WORSE, APART FROM FUNERAL WORK YESTERDAY, NO ORDERS COMING IN, ALL I'M DOING IS MAILSHOTS TO LARGE COMPANIES OFFERING THEIR STAFF DISCOUNT FOR VALENTINE'S DAY AND MOTHER'S DAY. HAD MY FRONT DOOR KEYHOLE SUPERGLUED YESTERDAY, TOOK OVER AN HOUR TO GET IN, LUCKY FOR US WE DIDN'T HAVE A FUNERAL LIKE THE PREVIOUS DAY, THE IDIOT WAS AN ELDERLY GENTLEMAN (THAT'S ALL I CAN SAY WITHOUT BE NASTY) AND BALD, WHO STRUCK AT 1 AM IN THE MORNING AND ALSO GLUED THE COOPS LOCK , CAUGHT ON CCTV , THEN STOLE MY WHITE LIGHTS OUTSIDE THE SHOP ASWELL, WELL I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF MOANING, HOPE THINGS PICK UP SOON, SALLY

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