We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where:
>> means a smile and
>> is a frown.
>> Sometimes these are represented by
>> :-)
>> :-(
>> Well, how about some "ASSICONS?"
> Here goes:
>>
> (_!_) a regular ass
>
> (__!__) a fat ass
>
> (!) a tight ass
>
(_*_) a sore ass
>
{_!_} a swishy ass
>
> (_o_) an ass that's been around
>
> (_x_) kiss my ass
>
(_X_) leave my ass alone
>
> (_zzz_) a tired ass
>
> (_E=mc2_) a smart ass
>
(_$_) Money coming out of his ass
>
> (_?_) Dumb Ass
>