A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the
> TV,
> and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts."
>
> She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer.
>
> When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna
> start."
>
> This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer. When it was
> gone, he said, "Quick, another beer, it's gonna start any second."
>
> "That's it!" She blows her top, "You b*stard! You waltz in here, flop your
> fat a*s down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around
> like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron
> all day long?"
>
> The husband sighed. "Oh sh*t, it's started"