The Lone Ranger and Tonto are camping in the desert, set up their tent,
> > and are asleep. Some hours later, The Lone Ranger wakes his faithful
> > friend.
> >
> > "Tonto, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
> >
> > Tonto replies "Me see millions of stars."
> >
> > "What does that tell you?" asks The Lone Ranger.
> >
> > Tonto ponders for a minute. "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that
> > there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
> > Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it
> > appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it's
> > evidence the Lord is all powerful and we are small and insignificant.
> > Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What
> > it tell you Kemo Sabi?"
> >
> > The Lone Ranger is silent for a moment, then speaks "Tonto you
> > dickhead, someone has stolen our tent."