Mardy, i like you have obviously missed a complete niche in the market without any need for triaining. heres an idea, how about we just send brides a bunch of roses, unconditioned of course, and just tell them to do them themselves and charge say.... £60 + postage and package!!

or i might just go and get a couple of lengths of copper and call myself a plumber

or a reel of electric wire - an electrician??

or a pair of scissors that are not rusty - a hairdresser! mind you i do colour my own hair so technically i am

In fact i bought a lovely pair of earrings the other day - does that make me a jeweller?? i wonder

gosh. i just dont know what to do now, defo selling the flower shop though as there are so many skilled trades i could pass my self off for....

anyone else any ideas, obviously i do not intentionally ridicule