had to share this one with you all..

so, she totters in the shop (yes stills and jeans) in her best i am dead posh and drone out all my words voice. Stops me from doing my window - cheeky fecker. As i walk over to the counter and ask how i can help she drones that she would like to order a posy, i say ok when, she said the 17th may. Think thats a bit in advance but flick the diary over and then proceed to tell her that posies start at 12.50 and just about to tell her about our deluxe version when she says oh no i wasnt thinking of spending this much (you have really got to imagine the drone). I am just about to say well i am not negotiating on price i dont do haggling and guess what she says ---

Its for my wedding you see

did not want to spend that much and would like it in silk and actually would like to stipulate which colours and flowers

When i picked myself up off the floor, had a look for my gun while i was down there but could not find it, i said i am sorry but our bridal bouquets start at £65 and if you want silk they will be more expensive and the cheeky bitch stayed there and tried to tell me what she wanted. I had to say very firmly

I think you need to go to the market

I am not a snob as i hope you all have realised but wtf



any thoughts, i thought if i would have had a gun i would have shot her stone dead there and then for the cheek of it.