When you open the trunk, who is really happy to see you?[/quote]
That was meant to be rhetorical. Naughty Snowdrop!
Man gets home, tells wife 'get me a beer before it starts'
he drinks it then says 'quick get me another before it starts'
again she gets it. He drinks it & says 'another before it starts'
She says 'Listen here you lazy fat s**t, you walk in, sit down & start barking orders...
He says 'F**k me its started'