sunday morning sex!

i will never hear church bells ring again without smiling.

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away,
Katie went straight to her Granparents house to visit her 95-year-old
grandmother and comfort her.

when she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother
replied 'he had a heart attack whilst we were making love on sunday
morning'.

Horrified, katie told her grandmother that two people nearly 100
years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.

'oh no my dear' replied granny. 'many years ago, realizing our
advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church
bells would start to ring.

it was just the right rhythm. nice and slow and even... nothing
too strenuous, simply in on the ding and out on the dong.'

she paused to wipe away the tear, and continued. 'He'd still be
alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along'