Hearts and roses and kisses galore...
What the hell is that schtuff for
People get mushy and start acting queer
It's definitely the most annoying day of the year.

This day needs to get the hell over with and pass.
Before I shove a dozen roses up Cupid's bum.
I'll spend the day so drunk I can't speak
And wear all black for the rest of the week.


Guys act all sweet but soon it will fade¦
For all they are doing is trying to get laid.
The arrow cupid shot at me must not have hit,
Because I think love is a bunch of $#!+.


So there's my story... what can I say
Love bites bum... SCREW VALENTINE'S DAY!