Funny that!! I used to work at a flower shop in between two markets and we used to get asked for alsorts.

Once got asked for lightbulbs !!!
Someone else asked if we sold dinner plates.

It became a standing Joke (so to amuse ourselves) anyone who came in asking for stupid items got told "Oh yes they're on the top shelf with the lightbulbs and the dinner plates!!!"

Mad thing is They would actually start looking on the top shelf for them !!!!

Kaz