Well today was a classic, had to deliver to a little village north of Worthing, village is the wrong word, hamlet is another, well lucky for me took my land rover, off roading quite nicely down country lane, got narrow and narrow, then eventually about 4 miles later found one of the Duke;s little cottages in about 5 acres, only a 20 bedroom mansion, you can just imagine, drove into drive, eventually got there, left car in paddocks, carried hand tied then into next part of drive , then 8 pairs of eyes were looking at me!!!! I was chased to the front door my 8 giant peococks and 4 tiny ducks, trying to peck my ankles and buttocks, had to stop myself wacking them over the head with the hand tied, it was a classic moment, I got into the car in shock,

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