A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a
Glasgow copper.

He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a
lawyer from LONDON and is certain that he has a better education then any
Jock cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the
Glasgow cops expense!!

Glasgow cop says, 'Can I see your license please?'

London Lawyer says, 'What for?'

Glasgow cop says,'Ye didnae come to a complete stop at the stop sign.'

London Lawyer says, 'I slowed down, and no one was coming.'

Glasgow cop says, 'Ye still didnae come to a complete stop. Can I see your
license please?'

London Lawyer says, 'What's the difference?'

Glasgow cop says, 'The difference is, ye huv tay come to Ah complete stop,

that's the law, Can I see your license please?'

London Lawyer says, 'If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and
stop, I'll give you my license and registration , and you give me the
ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket.'

Glasgow cop says, 'Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir.'

The London Lawyer exits his vehicle.

The Glasgow cop takes out his baton and starts beating the s**t
out of the lawyer ....and says,
'Dae ye want me to stop, or just slow doon?

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