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Old 11-07-2008, 06:40 PM
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Depends when they pick them ,they can be anything from orange to passion , god i don't know whats gotten into me today, flippin brides coming out of my ears,i think.
Heres a laugh for you out there , bride and groom in shop today from Geordieland ,booking wedding flowers for tuesday, good order 3 bridesmaids etc.etc.etc. then it came to presentation bouquets, no problem says i , a but one of these has to be special,started naming all the fancy flowers i could think of, no ,no, no, says he, i need a bouquet of DEAD flowers,are you serious i ask ! yes quite replys he, well in that case i haven't any was my reply, he started to laugh ! well it's like this says he, its for my mother in law ! (oh my god talk about getting off on the wrong foot) he explains,he had been in hospital recently,mother in law took him a lovely box of chocolates,which he decided he would open when she was gone,just as well says he ,she had already opened them and taken out all the nice ones before she gave them to him, hence she was not worthy of a fresh bunch of flowers only dead ones ! I will make sure i leave the village before she gets her bouquet of dead flowers ! he has ordered her a flesh bunch to be delivered 2 hrs. after the wedding time, do i get them or what ! sorry coudn't resist !
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