I have to share this. Girl comes in yesterday asking if she can buy oasis block. I ask what its for and she explains she wants to make a football tribute for a friend that passed away. Nice, but oasis blocks don't make circles! Explained she would need a posy pad, loads of xanths etc etc and polyribbon. She wanted to get all this in Tescos to save money. It finally dawned why we 'charge so much'. I must have been in a good mood to even tell her how to do it! Anyhow, she's just been back laden with flowers from marks and sparks, she says 'you can tell me to go away, but would you arrange these?' Will I f***?! They honestly think we're here for the fun of it.