Have seen quite a few dead people but hate going to the FD's they really give me the creeps. Went to one once where there was the hugest coffin in the corner and the sound of the saw from the mortary, I didn't bother waiting for a signature, just took to me heels and ran! AHHHHHHHHH

But the worse one was when 'Mort' the mortician came out to sign for the flowers complete with gloves and apron on - say no more!!!