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What a Coincidence! bit rude!!
A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman and ordered
a glass of champagne.
The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!"
"What a coincidence," the farmer says, "This is a special day for me,
I'm celebrating."
"This is a special day for me too, I'm also celebrating!" says the woman.
"What a coincidence," says the man. As they clinked glasses the
farmer asked, "What are you celebrating?"
The woman cheerily responds, "My husband and I have been trying to
have a child, and today my gynecologist told me that I'm pregnant!"
"What a coincidence," says the man. "I'm a chicken farmer and for
years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally laying
fertilized eggs,"
"That's great!" says the woman. "How did your chickens become fertile?"
"I used a different cock," he replied.
The woman paused for a short moment and then with a smile said, "What
a coincidence!"
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Wendie
I never fail ~ just keep practisingThere's nothing PLASTIC about me except my till
Who have you made SMILE today????????????
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