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Old 30-08-2008, 12:46 AM
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What a Coincidence! bit rude!!

A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman and ordered
a glass of champagne.

The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!"

"What a coincidence," the farmer says, "This is a special day for me,
I'm celebrating."

"This is a special day for me too, I'm also celebrating!" says the woman.

"What a coincidence," says the man. As they clinked glasses the
farmer asked, "What are you celebrating?"

The woman cheerily responds, "My husband and I have been trying to
have a child, and today my gynecologist told me that I'm pregnant!"

"What a coincidence," says the man. "I'm a chicken farmer and for
years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally laying
fertilized eggs,"

"That's great!" says the woman. "How did your chickens become fertile?"

"I used a different cock," he replied.

The woman paused for a short moment and then with a smile said, "What
a coincidence!"
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