Paddy and Mick were building a new house Mick opened a new box of nails took one out looked at it and threw it away took another out looked at it threw it away after a while Paddy said 'FFS Mick what are you doing that is a new box of nails' Mick said 'But they are all upside down' to which Paddy replied 'Keep them for the fxxking roof then'

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