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Most of mine stink of alcohol as they stumble out of the pubs, good spenders though, bless em. Not sure about the hammer though!!

maybe its for ...erm... DIY emergencies had one stinky of alcohol with bottles in her bag don't know which is worse?

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Sarah Creating Bespoke Wedding Flowers Cheshire

yeah it was all a little odd

cust: "i want a white flower"
me: "any particur white flower, all i have in white is a call or a chincherinche"
cust: "ok i've decided. i want a white flower"
me: "great, now which one"
cust: "a white one, what white ones do you have?"
me: "a calla for £4 or a chincherinche for £1.40"
cust: "that one" thrusting her finger towards it "what does a white flower mean?"
me: "purity" (sniggers to self)
cust: "it must be your lucky day"
me: "why's that then?"
cust: "well i've come in and bought something"
me: "oh yes, definitely my lucky day then"
cust: "yes i thought so" (whilst brandishing her hammer and looking for her purse.

she pays, I then make sure I get the door for her, FIRMLY closing it behind her.

scary... was there lots of hics and swaying involved too

mine was a happy drunk and she spent 60 quid on a handtied! and gave me a ten quid tip!

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Sarah Creating Bespoke Wedding Flowers Cheshire

I hate it when a customer has forgotten someones birthday. "Please deliver it now and could you just say that it should have been delivered yesterday but you forgot?" Emmmmmm NO!

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Rainbow

Quote of the day : To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent that is to triumph over old age.
Amos Bronson Alcott

nope, I think the smell was just oozing from her pores. Definitely an alcoholic with nice greasy hair.

Thats brilliant Pussy. Did you start to think it was perhaps you that was the bonkers one!!

Was the hammer in case you were closed
I never did mind the happy drunks, good spenders, but the beligerent ones could be scary.

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www.floralpride.co.uk

We had one last xmas both hands in pockets, we panicked because it looked like he might have gun or some other toolone girl grabbed him and got him out I locked both him and her out and we called the police his tool was 2 bottles of wine cops brought him back to apolgise but he never left the area all night lay down on the road in front of cars tortured people the cops kept coming back lifting him and then letting him go again don't think they wanted to be bothered with the paperwork he was still mooching around at 2am when we finished for the night. Should add my colleague wasn't to pleased at me locking her out but we have a laugh now.