Florist News

we used to have this young fella come in his girlfriend worked further up the village in a lovely spa type place, anyway he used to be so secretive about his messages literally going to the other side of the shop and putting his hand round the card (like you did at school) it was ridiculous...........

One day he had wrote the card and I attatched it to the order, but as I was making up the order later on there was some water on my bench and the card envelope got soaked........well of course I had to put it in a new envelope and as I did I couldn't help but have a quick peep at the message!!!

Come on you all would ...........!!!

Well my eyes nearly fell out of my head it basically read along these lines...

"Get your glad rags on I'm taking you out tonight, we can have strawberries and dirty bum love" !!!!

and to top it off he had even drawn a picture of his girlfriend bending over and him behind her.........can you believe that!!!!

Naturally I was horrified !!....

He hasn't been in for a while, thank god......some people eh!!!

Oh my god pms!!!
Thats hysterical

See, why dont all men understand the pink points they can earn buying flowers. I hope he bought a lovely bouquet if he was after bum love!

Indeed he did .....on average £40 -£50 so great for us .......painful for her I should think !!!!

Glad to hear it wasnt a ten quid bunch anyway. Mucky hoo-er!

I know .....If it was me, I would have to insist that the strawberries were organic tho ....ha ha!!!.............hang on that implies that I would be up for dirty bum love .....I can catagorically state that , that area is a one way exit make no mistake!!!!

Its just going down hill now isn't it ?!!!

Lottie takes it up the botty fa la la la la!

Ha ha ha ........nice one !!!

pmsl