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Old 18-02-2008, 05:45 PM
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just had this bloke come in to the shop to moan that the lovely noami rose in a cream box, that had gold heart confetti and a gold voile heart shaped bag with 2 heart chocolates in. all for £10.00 for valentines day.. was morbid as it had black organza ribbon on it. I told him it was sexy!!! what do people want.. i ask you
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We had one lady come in Friday morning like a raging bull 'You delivered roses to my daughter up to the chemist' didn't remember but said yes anyway 'Well let me tell you they were delivered to the chemist were put in a cool place them my daughter brought them home AND guess what I saw this morning' then silence I am standing thinking ooops they have keeled over still she stood looking at me so I said 'Is there a problem' Her shouting 'Of course there is a problem that is why I am here' 'What is the problem' her still shouting 'There was no flower food on them' don't know how I kept my face straight while grovelling apologies to her and getting her some flower food felt like telling her she had little to do
god some people dont know what to moan at next
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just had this bloke come in to the shop to moan that the lovely noami rose in a cream box, that had gold heart confetti and a gold voile heart shaped bag with 2 heart chocolates in. all for £10.00 for valentines day.. was morbid as it had black organza ribbon on it. I told him it was sexy!!! what do people want.. i ask you
some men dont have no taste do they
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I just loved some of the messages we got asked to put on the cards...one was 'love from 'one-eye' wink wink' and another was 'To my little fluffybunnikins'

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I just loved some of the messages we got asked to put on the cards...one was 'love from 'one-eye' wink wink' and another was 'To my little fluffybunnikins'
...ok, ok...i admit it so stop nagging, I'M fluffybunnikins....
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I just loved some of the messages we got asked to put on the cards...one was 'love from 'one-eye' wink wink' and another was 'To my little fluffybunnikins'
Last year I was given a poem, which of course would not fit on a normal florist card so I had to make a card big enough................ I love poetry, but only by people who know how to write it! His Valentine must have thought the same thing as he didn't send her flowers this year.
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