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Four friends spend weeks planning the perfect girl's getaway trip -
Shopping, massages, facials, lunches.

Two days before the group is to leave Karen's husband puts his foot down and tells her she isn't going.

Karen's friends are very upset that she can't go, but what can they do.

Two days later the three get to the hotel only to find Karen sitting in the
Bar drinking a glass of wine.

"Wow, how long you been here and how did you talk your husband into letting you go?"

"Well, I've been here since last night.....Yesterday evening I was sitting on the couch and my husband came up behind me and put his hands over my eyes and said 'Guess who'?"

I pulled his hands off to find all he was wearing was his birthday suit.

He took my hand and lead me to our bedroom. The room was scented with
perfume, had two dozen candles and rose petals all over...On the bed, he had handcuffs and ropes! He told me to tie and cuff him to the bed, so I did.

And then he said, "Now, you can do whatever you want."

So here I am

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oi you im not fat im big boned

Brill

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is this a handy tip just in case....

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"It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt" Mark Twain

Oh Mardy that HB is giving all your secrets away............

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