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Old 01-03-2010, 10:31 PM
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bit rude lol
A woman goes in to the green grocers and asks 4 a cucumber he replys whole or sliced ??? she says ive got a fanny not a slot machine

man says to wife " I had to show my chest hair to get my pension today. Wife says " you should show them your Dick we'd get disability allowance!"
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i know but i did warn you but........ya just had to look
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