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This is a discussion on Another Naughty One within the Jokes forums, part of the Off Topic category; Originally Posted by fly2hi We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where: >> means ...


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Old 28-03-2007, 03:18 PM
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We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where:
>> means a smile and
>> is a frown.
>> Sometimes these are represented by
>> :-)
>> :-(
>> Well, how about some "ASSICONS?"
> Here goes:
>>
> (_!_) a regular ass
>
> (__!__) a fat ass
>
> (!) a tight ass

>
(_*_) a sore ass
>
{_!_} a swishy ass
>
> (_o_) an ass that's been around
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> (_x_) kiss my ass
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(_X_) leave my ass alone
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> (_zzz_) a tired ass
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> (_E=mc2_) a smart ass
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(_$_) Money coming out of his ass
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> (_?_) Dumb Ass
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Hi Fly2Hi

Does this mean that your a (_E=mc2_) Only joking
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Irelands worst plane disaster struck today when a two seater plane crashes into a cemetery. Irish rescue have so far recovered 820 bodies. Digging continues .................

No offence meant to anyone from ireland (sorry)
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Father Casey, Rev Ian paisley and The Pope are in Rome for a meeting trying to resolve the troubles in Ireland meeting over and they have just boarded the plane and were being given safety instructions when pilot gets message 3 nuns are desperate to get back to Ireland can they hitch a lift Pilot agrees but says we only have 3 lifejackets on board but nuns decide it will be ok and board the plane as they are going over France pilot requests passengers put on lifejackets as they have hit very bad weather Pope suggests they give the lifejackets to the nuns Rev Paisley says Fxxk the nuns Father Casey says Do you think we would have time
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