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Old 29-03-2007, 06:52 PM
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sorry ladies- I like sexist jokes.........

A man comes back from the amazon with a willy sucking frog and shows it to his wife. She asks- "what should I do with that?" he says "teach it cook and bugger off!"
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My husband keeps asking me where I'm getting all these funny jokes from

Very funny Rach

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a guy keen to save his flaging marrage comes home from the pub and sneeks under the duvet giving oral sex after awhile she climaxs pleased with hoim self he gets up and goes into the bathroom where he is shocked to see his wifeshaving her legs "what the hell are you doing here " he shouts "shsss she says you will wake mother shes sleeping in our bed "
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one more for luck paddy walks past a puband reads a sign pies 50p W~~~~£1.00 he cant belive his luck so in he goes behind the bar is a stunning barmaid blonda and big boobs he askes her if its her that gives the hand job she replies "yes" so his "well go and wash your hands i want a pie"
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Them Paddy jokes carry on through the years, will be hearing them when i'm 80 no doubt (if I get to 80)

Very funny though

Sorry i'm rubbish and dont know any jokes apart from the jokes my children tell me and most of them i'm sure they make up , mostly knock knock..... hehe

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Very good keep them coming my children tell me the jokes as well especially the baby (he is 27) and some of them are a bit to blue for print
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Fly I love the ginger men where can I get them??
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