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A priest kept chickens at his village parish, one evening the cock went missing. At mass the priest asked "who has a cock?" all teh men got up. No I meant who has seen a cock. all the women got up. No no who has seen a cock that isn't theirs , half the women got up. Oh for goodness sake who's seen my cock. All the choirboys got up.

Ian

That was a good one My colleagues would love it but it will not be the same joke, translated into danish Not the same meaning of the words, shame

Glad you liked it

Love it Rach - keep em coming!

Every now and again one comes out of the archive

is that where you got your name from R A C H A R C H ive

Yes and here goes.......Little boy playing in the garden with his train anybody disembarking get of to fxxx anybody embarking get on to fxxx and don't keep the fxxxing train late Mummy comes out lifts him by the back of the neck gives him a smack and puts him in his room telling him when he learns to speak properly he can come out. After an hour she allows him back to the garden Very politely he says anyone disembarking please do so quickly anyone embarking please move as fast as possible and if any of you fxxxers want to complain about the train being late blame the fat bxxxxxx in the kitchen

We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where:
>> means a smile and
>> is a frown.
>> Sometimes these are represented by
>> :-)
>> :-(
>> Well, how about some "ASSICONS?"
> Here goes:
>>
> (_!_) a regular ass
>
> (__!__) a fat ass
>
> (!) a tight ass
>
(_*_) a sore ass
>
{_!_} a swishy ass
>
> (_o_) an ass that's been around
>
> (_x_) kiss my ass
>
(_X_) leave my ass alone
>
> (_zzz_) a tired ass
>
> (_E=mc2_) a smart ass
>
(_$_) Money coming out of his ass
>
> (_?_) Dumb Ass
>

Don't pick on me it's to early