Joke Thread!!!!!

[asblojo]

[tulips]

Originally Posted by pinklily

A koala is sitting up a gum tree ... smoking a joint
when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says,
"Hey Koala ! What are you doing?"
The koala says:
"Smoking a joint, come up and have some."
So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and
they have a few joints. After a while the little lizard says his
mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river. But
the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and
falls into the river.

A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and
helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard:
"What's the matter with you?"
The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned
and then fell into the river while taking a drink.

The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into
the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting
finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!"

So the koala looks down at him and says:
"Shiiiiiiiiiiit dude .. how much
water did you drink?!!"

[Funky Monkey]

[Joe Flo]

a big brown bear is squating down having a shit,then a bunny rabbit sits next to him and starts having a shit. The bear says to the rabbit "do you have problems with shit sticking to your fur? The rabbit says "no", so the bear picks up the rabbit and wipes his arse with it.

[snowdrop]

Very good

[pinklily]

[Joe Flo]

a tutor was giving a lecture on involentory muscle contractions. To get the students to understand he said to a female student "for instance do you know what your arsehole is doing when your having an orgasm?" The student replied " ye he's down the pub with his mates!!