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The Colonoscopy

All the organs of the body were having
a meeting, trying to decide who the one in charge was.

'I should be in charge,' said the brain, 'Because I run all the body's systems so without me nothing would happen.'

'I should be in charge,' said the blood,'because I circulate oxygen all over so
without me you'd all waste away.'

'I should be in charge,' said the stomach,'because I process food and give all of
you energy.'

'I should be in charge,' said the legs,’ because I carry the body wherever it
needs to go.'

'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,’ Because I allow the body to see where
it goes.'

'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,’ Because I'm responsible for waste
removal.'

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.

Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated,
the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood was toxic.

They all decided that the rectum should be the
boss.

The Moral of the story?

The ass hole is usually the one in charge!
If you don't send this
to at least three people....who gives a shit?