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Old 05-04-2008, 10:31 PM
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don't put ideas in my head Jake!!!!
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will pass that one on to my daughter she has a thing about all the chavs at her school.......
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English to Australian translation please...What's a Chav?
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English to Australian translation please...What's a Chav?
Chav...common person, normally from Essex, who wear too much Burberry, and have kids with names they can't spell.
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vicky pollard in little britain (dont know if you get that were you are?)
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OOOOOhhhhhh.......a Bogan

Yeah we get Little Britain here, I love it. Vickie Pollard would fit in very well around here!

I'm not going to bother to ask about Burberry tho...

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