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This is a discussion on puff the magic dragon within the Jokes forums, part of the Off Topic category; Im too young to see such things.......


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Old 17-04-2008, 10:32 AM
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Old 17-04-2008, 10:38 AM
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I feel sorry for the tatoo artist, wonder did he have to shit half way through, or break wind
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Can't imagine why anyone would want to lie for prob hours to have this done if you were going out with him and got to the bedroom stage think your mouth would be hanging open when he would dare to strip
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Old 17-04-2008, 12:57 PM
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Can't imagine why anyone would want to lie for prob hours to have this done if you were going out with him and got to the bedroom stage think your mouth would be hanging open when he would dare to strip
bedroom stage --
then you could really puff the dragon or chase the dragon
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Old 17-04-2008, 01:01 PM
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Can't imagine why anyone would want to lie for prob hours to have this done if you were going out with him and got to the bedroom stage think your mouth would be hanging open when he would dare to strip
I wouldn't go near it with me disinfected marigolds on and a very long barge pole..........
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lol please dont be disturbed by this picture....
got an even better one of the back view but darent put it on lol
If memory serves me correctly,wasn't it the dragon that gobbled up the princess,surely not the other way round!!!
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Old 17-04-2008, 09:41 PM
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