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My hubby, being concerned about my mood swings,
bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my
moods,
We've discovered that when i'm in a good mood it turns green,

When im in a bad mood, it leaves a f%@#ingbig red mark on his forehead,
Maybe next time he"ll buy me a diamond
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My hubby, being concerned about my mood swings,
bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my
moods,
We've discovered that when i'm in a good mood it turns green,

When im in a bad mood, it leaves a f%@#ingbig red mark on his forehead,
Maybe next time he"ll buy me a diamond
i know this is an old thread but it made me giggle sooooo much
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You crack me up Funky....You women are never satisfied
i'm always satisfied when i get a good red mark where i've aimed at
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