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Warning - Extreme Photo - Not For The Faint Hearted Especially Men

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Old 21-05-2008, 10:05 AM
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Argh, Looks like a burnt chipolata
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Old 21-05-2008, 10:12 AM
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Old 22-05-2008, 02:44 AM
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caught this off the great barrier reef, thought you might like it! - rainbow Happy Birthday Toddx, have a great day ! - goodie got a Grolsch in the fridge with your name on it! happy b-day!!! - mapletree 
Aaahh...thought so - just an Urban Myth


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i think i prefer to think it was an accident under the influence than medically induced -- they do train doctors still don't they??
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