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Old 01-05-2008, 01:33 PM
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have you ever wondered what happens if you have a pee up an electric fence -----as only a man would/could do

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Old 01-05-2008, 03:04 PM
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Old 01-05-2008, 05:39 PM
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Old 01-05-2008, 06:47 PM
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Old 01-05-2008, 09:38 PM
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Old 01-05-2008, 09:52 PM
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