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Old 01-05-2008, 06:25 PM
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old men
An 80-year-old man goes for a physical examination.
All tests come back with normal results.
The doctor says, 'Jack, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?'
Jack replies: 'God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it so when I get in up in the middle of the night to go
to the bathroom - poof!!...the light goes on. When I'm done, Poof!!...the light goes off.'
'Wow, that's incredible,' says the doctor.
A little later in the day, the doctor calls Jack's wife. 'Ethel,' he says, 'Jack is doing fine, but I had to call you because I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and poof!...the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he's done, poof!...the Light goes off?'
'Oh my God!' Ethel exclaims. 'He's pissing in the fridge again!!'
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Must remember that one.......
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