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Old 03-05-2008, 12:17 AM
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A dog is truly a mans best friend.

If you dont believe it, just try this experiment...

Put your dog and your wife in the boot of the car for an hour.

When you open the trunk, who is really happy to see you?
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The Dog but then who the dog is that the missus or your four legged friend
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When you open the trunk, who is really happy to see you?[/quote]

That was meant to be rhetorical. Naughty Snowdrop!


Man gets home, tells wife 'get me a beer before it starts'

he drinks it then says 'quick get me another before it starts'

again she gets it. He drinks it & says 'another before it starts'

She says 'Listen here you lazy fat s**t, you walk in, sit down & start barking orders...

He says 'F**k me its started'
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