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Old 08-05-2008, 10:19 AM
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job interview

The fbi had an opening for an assassin.
After all the back ground checks, interviews, and testing were done there was 3 finalists.
Two men and a woman.
For the final test, the fbi agents took one of the men to a large metal door
and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances.
Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her!
The man said" you cant be serious i could never shoot my wife"
The agent said 2 then your not the right man for this job, take your wife and go home"
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room.
All was quiet for 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, " I tried but i cant kill my wife"
The agent said " you dont have what it takes, Take your wife and go home"
Finally, it was the womans turn.
She was given the same instructions to kill her husband.
She went into the room. Shots were heard, one after the other.They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls.
After a few minutes, it all was quiet.
The door opened slowly and therestood the woman, she wiped her brow.

"This gun is loaded with blanks"she said
"I had to beat him to death with the chair"

MORALOF THIS STORY:
WOMAN ARE EVIL. DONT MESS WITH THEM.!!
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Old 08-05-2008, 10:22 AM
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