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Tarzan and Jane joke

Tarzan and Jane meet for the first time. Tarzan is having sex with a hole in a tree !! Jane says " no no no Tarzan you are doing it all wrong, i will show what you do!" With that she takes off all her clothes, lies on the forest floor with her legs wide open. "now, put it in there" she tells him. With that Tarzan kicks her hard between the legs !! " oooooowwwwww, why did you do that?" she asked. " me Tarzan, check for squirrels !!"
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