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Old 25-05-2008, 01:06 PM
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this life - next life??!!!!!
In this life I’m a woman. In my next life I’d like to come back as a bear

When you are a bear you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for 6 months. I could deal with that!!

Before you hibernate, your supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too!!

When you’re a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) and you wake to partially grown, cute cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that!!

If you’re a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line you swat them too. I could deal with that!!

If you’re a bear your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS you to have hairy legs and excess body fat. Yup… gonna be a BEAR!!!!!
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me too heheheheheheh
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its a bears life for me then lol
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ggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr think i already am a bear
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