Florist News

Hearts and roses and kisses galore...
What the hell is that schtuff for
People get mushy and start acting queer
It's definitely the most annoying day of the year.

This day needs to get the hell over with and pass.
Before I shove a dozen roses up Cupid's bum.
I'll spend the day so drunk I can't speak
And wear all black for the rest of the week.


Guys act all sweet but soon it will fade¦
For all they are doing is trying to get laid.
The arrow cupid shot at me must not have hit,
Because I think love is a bunch of $#!+.


So there's my story... what can I say
Love bites bum... SCREW VALENTINE'S DAY!

very good candy...but bum doesn't rhyme with pass...

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~success is a lousy teacher...it seduces smart people into thinking they can't lose~

Maple, my daughter is sweet and innocent and doesn't understand words that rhyme with pass!!!!

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LilyLady

Happiness is Petal Shaped


Lily's Floral Design

hey Lily...I've got a bridge for sale...need one?

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~success is a lousy teacher...it seduces smart people into thinking they can't lose~

Now now play nice children.

I changed it to bum to be more poliet maple. I know it doenst rhymne but nevermind

well edited Candy
people who do occassionally let their minds visit the local sewer ( er like myself ) will realise that a well bought up young lady whose mum is also reading the posts on this site doesn't know rude words
and ---
they will no doubt change the words that don't fit in the rhyme -
but having said all that---

it was a ruddy (change as ya please) good poem

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