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This is a discussion on Highland fling within the Jokes forums, part of the Off Topic category; A Scottish soldier in full dress marches into a pharmacy to speak to the chemist. He opens his sporran and ...
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02-06-2008, 02:58 PM
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Highland fling
A Scottish soldier in full dress marches into a pharmacy to speak to the chemist. He opens his sporran and pulls out a neatly folded cotton bandana, opens it to reveal a smaller silk square which he unfolds to reveal a condom.
The condom has a number of patches on it. He holds it up. 'How much to repair it?' the Scot asks the pharmacist. 'Six pence,' is the reply 'How much for a new one?' 'Ten pence.' The Scot folds the condom into the silk square and the cotton bandana, places it in his sporran and marches down the aisle and out the door of the pharmacy. A moment or two later a great shout goes up, followed by an even greater shout. The Scot walks into the pharmacy again and back to the pharmacist. 'The regiment has taken a vote,' the Scot says. 'We'll have a new one!'   
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02-06-2008, 09:31 PM
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 Wendie I never fail ~ just keep practising If it's not safe why are the panels of my car made of PLASTIC
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03-06-2008, 12:38 AM
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Losh mon, tha's braw. Ah nearly choked on ma parritch!
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07-06-2008, 08:33 AM
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eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww
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07-06-2008, 11:41 AM
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good one
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07-06-2008, 04:50 PM
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Hi
Good one
 Jackie
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Yucko......
KK
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