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Old 04-06-2008, 09:56 PM
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the last one took the egg in the basket (as in they kept the basket and the last egg)












we have them papers too
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Old 04-06-2008, 10:07 PM
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Yep...Congrats!!! 50.00 to you too!
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Old 04-06-2008, 10:09 PM
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Old 04-06-2008, 10:12 PM
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I have one more for this eve...

'A man lives on the twelfth floor of an apartment building. Every morning he takes the elevator down to the lobby and leaves the building. In the evening, he gets into the elevator, and, if there is someone else in the elevator -- or if it was raining that day -- he goes back to his floor directly. Otherwise, he goes to the tenth floor and walks up two flights of stairs to his apartment.'


Why does he do this?
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vertically challenged??
Is he a midget(who cannot reach the buttons,just tall enough to reach the 10th floor button)may i say your new picture,you do look a lot like Ted Robbins he of the Slammer fame(kids programme)he also played Don Perry in the most excellent Pheonix Nights..
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Old 04-06-2008, 10:31 PM
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cos he's a midget can't reach the button for the 12th floor unless he uses his brolley on rainy days
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Well done Obowl! Yours was the 1st answer posted...50.00 is winging its way to you!!
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Think I am going to have to make these much harder!!!
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Wot!!! The midget should think laterally and keep a pencil in his pocket. If thats to difficult he/she should get a bungalow.
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