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WHY CONDOMS COME IN BOXES OF 3, 6 & 12

A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son.
They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks. 'What are these, Dad?
To which the man matter-of-factly replies, 'Those are called Condoms,son. Men use them to have safe sex'.

'Oh I see,' replied the boy. 'Yes, I've heard of safe sex in health class at School'
He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks,
'Why are there 3 in this package?'

The dad replies, 'Those are for high schoolboys, One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday.'
'Cool' says the boy.
He notices a 6 pack and asks,'Then who are these for?'
'Those are for college men,' the dad answers, 'TWO for Friday, TWO for
Saturday, and TWO for Sunday.'

'WOW!' exclaimed the boy, 'then who uses THESE?' he asks, Picking up a 12 pack.
With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied,
'Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one
for March.......'

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Flo i just sent you that on email lol

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If only it weren't true.....ah well..............

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'I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it'. Voltaire

very good flo

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Never say never.

Well, unless your sure.

ooohhhh my god, just wiping off tear from laughing... Absolutely excellent...

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Brill now I know why my other half buys the box of 12

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