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That's a funny one, NYFS. My grandson gave me this one...............yep she stoops low lol.

What do cows do on their days off? They go to the Moooooooooooovies!
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Our oldest boy was slagging younger one about his car accident a while back ago the youngest quipped back

FFS don't know what you're talking about your car has had more hits than the beatles
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Wordy Humour,big Up!!
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