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quick one liners?
Anyone got any short but funny jokes, quick one liners?

I like this one,

Did you hear about the prisoner who talked very slowly? He took twentyfive years to finish a sentence.

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Did you hear about the gay cowboy?

He rode into town and shot up the sheriff.
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Did you hear about the gay cowboy?

He rode into town and shot up the sheriff.
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