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This is a discussion on Computer problem within the Jokes forums, part of the The Lounge category; I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Eric, the 11-year-old from next door, whose bedroom ...


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Old 27-06-2008, 07:51 PM
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Computer problem

I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Eric, the 11-year-old from next door, whose bedroom looks like NASA Mission Control, and asked him to come over. Eric clicked a couple of buttons and solved
the problem.

As he was walking away, I called after him, ‘So, what was wrong?’

‘Oh, it was an 'ID ten T' error,’ he replied,

I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired, ’An ID Ten T error? What's that? In case I need to fix it again.’

Eric grinned.... ‘Haven't you ever heard of ID ten T errors before?’

'No,' I replied.

'Write it down,' he said, 'and I think you'll figure it out.'

So I did write it down:



I D 1 0 T



I used to like Eric, the little shit.............
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I get loads of them ID10T problems
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Well it sounds a lot better than "operator error"!
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it would be nice to get as far as an error. some days we cant even manage to turn the computer on.
last week we spent 15minutes pushing the buttons and banging the keyboard. finally when the phone made a funny noise i checked the plugs and someone had unplugged the extension cable to put the glue gun on.
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I have a small freezer in the workshop keep defrosting stuff every time I use the gluegun and swap the plugs! Nice to know Im not the only one!!
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