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Old 08-07-2008, 03:46 PM
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never tell a woman............ (not suitable for public viewing ??!!)
Never, Never, Never,



EVER ...



And I re-peat



EVERTell A Woman



She Can't Cook !!!










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pmsl that looks like giblets, it is a womans dream coz it will stay turgid till she is finneshed
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