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Old 15-08-2008, 06:44 PM
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I was following a guy on a Harley today and it was only when we stopped at the lights I was able to read what was written on the back of his helmet.

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Old 15-08-2008, 06:53 PM
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Old 15-08-2008, 07:30 PM
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I was following a guy on a Harley today and it was only when we stopped at the lights I was able to read what was written on the back of his helmet.

"You never truly know a woman....until you have met her in court"
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oooo, didn't know my ex was farting around Oz on his Harley!!!
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Old 18-08-2008, 12:36 AM
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i could be my ex i only left him with his harley and his music system i had all the rest
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I got the house the kids and all the freinds ~ he got his clothes the car and his diving gear ~ and is still a lonely w***er cos his 2nd and 3rd wife took all they could too

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makes you feel good doesnt it, we get the lot and they get very litle teach mine to keep his bits in his pants.....the girl he was with left him and so did the second now he lives in a flat with a lithuanian girl(dont kow her she may be very nice,poor girl)
and i live in devon by the sea with my hubby,kids and have a reasonably good old life
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