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Old 22-08-2008, 02:18 PM
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The best dear John letter yet
A young girl on a years training course in South Africa recently received a 'Dear John' letter from her boyfriend back home. It read as follows:

Dear Mary, I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice since you've been gone, and its not fair to either of us. Im sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you. Love, John

Mary, with hurt feelings, asked her colleagues for any snapshots they could spare of their boyfriends, brothers, ex-boyfriends, uncles, counsins etc. In addition to the picture of John, Mary included all the other pictures she had collected, 57 photos in that envelope along with this note:

Dear John,
Im so sorry, but i cant quite remember who the f**k you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.
Take Care, Mary
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