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olympics quotations

Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators so far
during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:

1. Weightlifting commentator: 'This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria .
I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.
'
2.
Dressage commentator: 'This is really a lovely horse and I speak from
personal experience since I once mounted her mother.
'
3.
Paul Hamm, Gymnast: 'I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother
and father.
'
4.
Boxing Analyst: 'Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths
in boxing, but none of them really that serious.
'
5.
Softball announcer: 'If history repeats itself, I should think we can
expect the same thing again.
'
6.
Basketball analyst: 'He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like
it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.
'
7.
At the rowing medal ceremony: 'Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the
IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew.
'
8. Soccer commentator: 'Julian Dicks is everywhere.
It's like they've got
eleven Dicks on the field.
'
9.
Tennis commentator: 'One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is
that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses
them... Oh my God, what have I just said?'

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I cracked up this year when one of the showjumping commentators said 'he'll do well on that french bred horse'. Don't take much to make me giggle!

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Tina
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My favourite sports blooper has got to be a cricket commentator who said

"The bowler's Holding, the batsman's Willey"

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